26th March 2022 – Players, Westbury
In these uncertain times, Russian cyber-crime, fake news, conspiracy theorists and all the rest of it, you just can’t always trust what you read. However, the Peaky Blog is always 100% genuine and never deviates from reporting the facts, the facts and nothing but the facts.
So last night down at Players, the joint jumped so much we moved the whole building 2 inches to the left. 250 people crammed onto a small dance floor, having such a good time, the male strippers from next door came over, prompting an impromptu ‘You Can Keep Your Hat On’ Full Monty rendition by Steve (and he wasn’t even wearing a hat). Then the usual dancing girls, blah, blah, blah, the usual Peaky affair.
If you were one the of the very few in Wiltshire who didn’t see us last night here is a new number we have put in the set. Good ‘innit!
Ok ok, ok we may have slightly exaggerated about the last nights events and it might have been sparsely attended, even Fred from Frome and his party of 10 didn’t show, but what the hell, if the Peaky’s are plugged in ready to go, we are ready to go. Doesn’t matter if Deaf Derek and his guide dog Cuddles is the sum of the audience, they still get the full Peaky experience. For example;
Unfortunately Deaf Derek is also a mute, but we reckon he would of said we knocked out of park…..as always. And here is some further proof….
Defenders of the truth, the Peaky Blinders.