As we were packing down last night a chap walked over and told us that we were….. 

Remarkably below average or remarkably stupendous? We’re opting for the latter.

Elvis. Presley or Costello? We do ‘em all. 

Man with an impressive belt buckle but more notable for his fine dancing on tables. More please.

Amstel was drank by bass and guitar#1. Low alcohol lager by driving guitar #2. Bitter then cider by drummer. Water and cider by singer. Guitar#1 moved onto Baileys post gig. His favourite colour is pink.

Rockin and a rollin’ is what we do. We chuck in all the mistakes on purpose otherwise we would be too good and would need to charge more. 

Known fact. No sentences about rock n roll start with the letter K. 

A good night had by all with all the usual dancing and singing. 

Brilliant bar staff who helped unload your car of gear as well as ensuring you never went thirsty all evening. Quite superb. Other pubs please follow this best practice.

Lisa added some glamour to the band. We need glamour. Simon get yer coat. 

End of the list I wish I never started.

See you all again in 2020. 

The Peaky Blinders

29th June Greyhound Better than Glasto. Official.

As per our FaceBook post earlier in the week……. 

What begins with G and is the place to be so to see some quality live music in the South West tonight??? 
Yep - The Greyhound. 
Dont watch some miserable Manc badly singing in a field down the road on TV. 
Watch a cheerful chap who can sing in a pub down the road live. 

And that is By Order of the peaky Blinders 

Well, don’t say we told you so, rumour has it we were at least as twice as cheerful and at least twice as good than Gallagher rehashing the 90’s at Pilton. 

We can also add the beer was cheaper, the toilet queues shorter and you got your own bed at nighttime. Its was a winner all round to be at The Greyhound last night. 

We are not going to wax lyrical about the fun times at The Greyhound last night, but just quote the King and say that all of us were........

“Taking Care of Business”. 

News update; Steve is now sponsored by the ultimate rock’n’roll cobbler themselves, Crocs, and will be wearing a variety of colours at our summer shows. Pop by and chat Crocs with Steve and Si anytime.

25th May - Somerset Arms, Semington

It was  our second time out at the fine Somerset Arms in Semington. We reckon it must lay along ancient ley-lines which generate doses of seriously good vibes. As is sometimes the case, their annual Cider Fest isn’t competing with Glasto, but its probably more fun and we’d play here and not on the Pyramid Stage if we were given the choice. 

Guitar Todd got in the mood and bought himself a very expensive guitar stand made of of hay and Steve now has a designated stool to accommodate his one tambourine. 

So usual Peaky Blinder nonsense done under the stars on a very fine early summer evening in Semington.  Lovely. It was. Lovely. Thanks to all who made it so much fun.   

Before we sign off; 

Who played bass for Oasis? 

Could you pick out Led Zep’s bass player in a line up? 

No. Of course not. That’s the lonely life of playing something with only 4 strings. Obscurity guaranteed. 

However, even with this already very low level of expectation, being asked post gig by a big geezer who was taking videos of the band just moments earlier “they’re good, have you ever seen them before” did surprise our bass player somewhat. 

He was a very needy clingy child who always cried when loosing sight of mummy. So this affront triggered a strong reaction and he has now burnt his bass and starts guitar lessons tomorrow first thing.

27th April - The Longs Arm, Steeple Ashton

When we were asked to play The Longs Arms,  Steeple Ashton,  Spring Fete 2019, we thought how wonderful. 

Such a pretty village with its 15th century church and its Tuscan style market cross, we were expecting a traditional affair, with a tombola and maybe a few rounds of bingo. Singer Steve had practiced his bingo calling, legs 11, meal for two 69 and all that. But how wrong we were. 

It was a truly wild affair, and I don’t mean leaving the crusts on the cucumber sandwiches or putting the milk in first when making a cup of tea. 

Get some very fine cider on board (in quantity) plug in, turn it up to 10 and crack on. We had a whole lot of fun. The PB style Green Day sound check ended up being the starting gun and we were off, rattling through what we do and ended up our closing anthem / singalong S.O.B. 

Generous amounts of dancing and singing along is the norm at a PB gig, but it is never ever assumed and always very very gratefully received and appreciated. It would be pointless without you. BIG love from the Peaky Blinders to the Longs Arms and the crowd for looking after us so well.

SUAVE 13th April – The Annual PB Caption Competition

We had a few bumps in the road to navigate along the way to rockabilly nirvana last night. 

BUT firstly – it’s the annual PB caption competition 

Answers on the ‘leave a comment’ link at the bottom of the web page. 

THE PRIZE – A drive in the Peaky Bus with the band (you will need to do the driving) around the Westbury ring road on a wet Tuesday in November. Unloading of band gear optional. 

So why the above? 

Moments prior to doing what we do, getting the singing and dancing underway in order to celebrate Shelley at Suave’s birthday, Steve was unwell and in quarantine. However, after strong medication and dubious other substances he left his sick bed to deliver a blinder. 

Unfortunately bass slappin’ Si got hold of the medication and without water nor food , and having the constitution of a weak school girl with asthma he lost his mind. 

But despite all this and a generous dose of feedback in set one, it was a great night. Maybe it was vol au vents delivered to the band mid set (we’re a very posh band). 

Happy birthday Shelley and thanks once again for Suave for looking after us so well. The Peaky Blinders.

BIG Trouble in the Space Time Continuum 

If you ever need to set your watch, or find yourself running late for a plane and need an accurate time source, you come to a Peaky Blinder show as at 09:15 GMT we start a rockin’. Not 09:14, not 09:16, 09:15. It has always been this way. 

That’s until you are in a showdown with a big corporate bad-boy conglomerate.   

As Weatherspoon’s sell very cheap beer, brewed by very young one armed orphans in Bangladesh, The Prestbury are using the magnetic pull of live music to drag people from these establishments and into a local live venue with a 9 o’ clock sharp fiesta of Saturday night happiness. 

So if you stayed in a Wetherspoons on diet of cheese and onion and Fosters looking at the sad flashing lights of a fruit machine, did you…… 

 - See the Peaky Blinder unveiling of a Costello classic done PB stylie?….NO! 

 - Witness a revamped Bruce number and a new Imelda May work, still in progress (i.e. we cocked it up)?....NO! 

 - 2 Guns’ new shoes?....NO! 

 - C C Rider done with such energy and pace it made the Duracell bunny look like it needed Viagra?......NO? 

 - 2 sets of such music goodness you had to join the dancing throng?......NO! 

 - See Todd avoid all the hard work packing down at the end of the night?.----NO! 

 - I could go on, but you get the idea 

So as the Peaky Blinders were entered onto the Wiltshire version of Sunset Boulevard, the Prestbury Sports Bar wall of fame, I strongly suggest get down to your local music venue for 09:00 so the natural order of things can be restored and we can start at 09:15. 

(Photos by the great @PhotosByPaul.photography with photos from last night to follow) 

At the third beep it will be 09:15 A-Wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo exactly 

A Touch of Class 

Last night was how you do it. 

ONE – Band fed and watered pre-gig , on a reduction of juice de tomato avec beans, a pomme-de-terre with its vetements on, a jus of piccalilli, onions in their thousands soaked in malt wine vinegar, some artisan blue cheese from Stilton served with some top fermented hops in water, decanted into a glass marked Carlsberg. 

TWO – The audience made a serious effort. Gents in black tie, looking like Bond in his autumn years and women looking like they walked off the set of ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ 

And THREE – The band got a billing in the programme….’Music to dance to supplied by The Peaky Blinders Band, a rockabilly band with an extensive repertoire’ 

So with this mood of sophistication and refined high culture, we knocked out a belter set of dinner jazz, no tune less than 12 minutes, long bass solos and some scat singing from Steve 

DID WE HELL, WE PUSHED THE PEDAL TO THE METAL AND KNOCKED IT OUT THE PARK and all followed in dancing goodness and swinging happiness. This audience was so classy they even clapped in time. 

A top evening, thoroughly enjoyed by band and we reckon the audience too. A lady came up as we were leaving and said “thank you so much, the music was wonderful.” Nothing more to add yer honour.

WARNING - 18+ only. Look at Todd's eyes and his thigh ticklers too long you will have nightmares for at least a month. You have been warned. 18+ only.

New Year, BIG changes with the Peaky Blinders. 

Time stands still for no man. So as we kick off 2019 gig heaven we thought we would really shake things up. We threw everything at it this time. 

So we are very proud to announce……….. that Steve has bought a new pair of shoes.

Despite only a couple of full practices we thought we knocked it out the park, all due to Steve’s new shoes. They are sparkly and everything and we reckon they lifted the band performance at Jill's 50th in Westbury

There is an alternative theory that the one-man band that is, “Brian-2Guns-Begbie-you hum it and I’ll play it better-Hastie”, has come back to the PB’s after a year in the wilderness. We are not too sure where he has been, but he does have dirty knees, however he’s very welcome back to the PB family. 

So with Bri alongside Todd geetar goovin’ and singin’, Steve in his new shoes delivering his heaven sent vocals and Si and Andy making them all look good and doing all the hard work, we think we have something rather special for 2019. 

So please come along and check us out in 2019. We’d love to see you. 

BUT A FINAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JILL.

And that is by order of the Peaky Blinders.

The End of Year Peaky Blinder Xmas Quiz 

As we have a foot in the 1950’s we do love a parlour game. This Xmas, it’s the classic 20 questions……….. 

1. Which of the founding Peaky Blinders played their final gig with us last night? 
2. Who shares a name with Jason Donavan? 
3. But doesn’t share a name with Kylie Minogue? 
4. Which of the chaps in the PB’s can recognise the drummer’s wife and isn’t a retard? 
5. Did he agree that last night was one of those gigs when all falls into place and it’s simply a joy to play and we cooked on gas all the way? 
6. Was he happy that Steve is over his bronchitis and his pipes were on cracking form last night? 
7. If you are going to bow out he would want to do it on a night like last night when the band had nothing but the best of times? 
8. Does he think the drummer wished he never started a list of 20? 
9. This person does think the drummer is the most talented member of the band? 
10. Saying that, this person knows all the intros? 
11. He knows all the keys? 
12. He knows all the formats? 
13. He knows all the outros? 
14. Who will Todd miss most at the beginning of each song? 
15. Who is the rock in the band and knows what is going on when waters get choppy due to drunken sailors? 
16. Whose birthday is it today? 
17. Whose birthday wasn’t it yesterday? 
18. Nearly at 20, errrr, his name doesn’t rhyme with orange (because nothing rhymes with orange.) 
19. He and the rest of the band cannot say enough what a blast 2018 has been and massive massive thanks to all who came and joined us and we sincerely wish you all a Merry Christmas and a fantastic 2019 
20. Despite all of this, its time for this guy to say farewell to the PB’s. Who will the remaining 4 PB’s miss very much? 

JASE THE ACE

We’ll be seeing you soon in some shape of form in 2019. Love, The Peaky Blinders.

!!!AMAZING PEAKY BLINDER BAND OFFER !!!

We always forget to mention if your birthday falls on the weekend of the 8th December and you book the Spencer Club, we will sing you Happy Birthday and that is 100% GUARANTEED and FREE OF CHARGE!!!!

Last night it was friend of the band James (well it was all Sue’s hard work really) who cashed in on this unbelievable PB Offer. 

If fair to say James, nor the assembled crowd, didn’t look as smug as the people in the Spencer Club poster, but we’d wager that this smug bunch couldn’t dance as well the James collective. 

As the band are all well past last nights 40th year milestone, we look at these types of event more like children’s parties and a distant memory, so always good to see how the young’uns are still do’in  it. 

So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES, and by the time you are 50, we’ll be retirement age and hence expect the volume to be lower and the pace slower, should you wish to take us up again on our aforementioned AMAZING Peaky Blinder Band Offer. 

(Quick note; Spencer Club. Great venue. Great stage + flashy lights = Happy Band) 

(Final quick Note – Steve has viral bronchitis. Ouch!!! We’ll struggle on in the meantime and normal service will be resumed as soon as is humanly possible. And that’s a PB promise) 

(Final final quick note - The drummer went to confession this morning asking for forgiveness for causing the lady an unplanned backwards roll across the dance floor due to chair shenanigans. (You had to be there). God said “No”.

The Sports Bar at Warminster is, errrrrr, a sports bar in Warminster which does music every Saturday. It's these fine people, which despite neighbours insisting on noise level checks and curfews, carry on regardless and keep live music, errrrrr, live. The PB’s SALUTE YOU. 

So what happened last night? Well, the band were totally cookin’ but singer Steve struggles and croaks on with his nasty chest infection. But instead of us blabbing on as we have a tendency to do on these blogs, let me handover to………. 

Charles Drought, the Shakespeare of Warminster, (who also took the following photos) provided this rather insightful PB synopsis; 

A pleasure rather than a precision covers band which sits on the intersection between skiffle, the 21st century and psychobilly. 

In addition the mighty @PhotosByPaul.photography (whose excellent photos will be uploaded once he has finished applying his magic dust to last night’s picture) popped onto facebook late last night and stated; 

 If you have ever wanted to know what Billy Ocean's Red Light Spells Danger sounds like done to a rockerbilly beat then you need to see Peaky Blinders Band - these guys are fantastic 👍😁 

Nuff said. 

Love to All. The Peaky Blinders.

URGENT APPEAL 

MISSING 1 

Last night in the Conservative Club, Westbury, singer Steve lost his voice and would like it back as soon as possible, preferably before Saturday as we are playing at the Prestbury Sports Bar in Warminster. His voice kept pulling at the leash all night and Steve was just able to hang onto it, but a generous dollop of Suspicious Minds and the voice broke free never to be seen again that night. However being the man that he is, he pushed on to finish line, gave it all he had and led us all out with a rousing SOB. The man in a genuine star.

MISSING 2 

No one knows what happened to bass player Simon, he just went walk about mid-second set, but Big Bad Brenda the Double Bass Player from Birmingham was able to step in and carry the whole band until Simon returned. Check the video for a masterclass in slapping the big cello. 

And here is the moment when Simon returned back to earth and reality. Not a clue where he’s been for 30minutes . Bless. 

Despite all of the shenanigans of last night, and it wasn’t an easy one for the band, we still took care of business. Thanks to the many who came and jumped on board for the ride. It would all be pointless without you. 

And that is By Order of the Peaky Blinders.

The Peaky Blinders are not a political band but we could not help but notice that Theresa May has had a very rough week and Westminster has got itself into a right kafuffle over BREXIT. 

What Theresa needs to do is the follow the example of these 3 fine ladies and DANCE! Before the end of the first bar of the first song, till the last note of the last, they jived, charlestoned, and rock and rolled. And if you lead they will follow. 

The Bikers from the back led a percussion masterclass in tambourine playing, the gents delivered harmonious baritone in various tunes and the dance collective was worthy of the Royal Ballet. 

If the Westminster bubble had been with the fine people of The Somerset Arms last night, they wouldn’t have been getting angry on ‘Preston on Sunday’ , they would be telling the country dancing to live music is in the national interest, make supporting your local boozer a law and be getting the Maybot to dance lessons with the Gillingham 3. 

So last night? The biggest of gigs, nope. The best lighting, nope (they just turned ‘em off). The best acoustics, nope (just tucked in the corner). One of our most fun gigs ever, YEP. 

One last thing; On behalf of the NHS….DANCE wisely as over indulgence can lead to extreme tiredness. 

Final final thing …….yet another Somerset Arms in Wiltshire we have played recently?!?!? Makes the Northern Island custom union issue look trivial

Here is a photo of the band, post gig, taking drinks with the her Duchess ,aka Caroline and some of her hounds, in the library.

Unfortunately bass player Simon's fat little bass slappin' fingers look more like sausages to a dog and hence he took a nip seconds after this shot. 

The Duke, aka Nick took a flyover mid-gig in his microlite and showered the masses with love and a lot of roast potatoes, food and drink finery.

This adhoc private social gathering was certainly one of the best pop-up venues we've played.  They're talking about doing it again. Yes we would like to do it again. BIG thanks to Nick and Caroline for inviting us along to this inaugural event. We thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. 

Update# Simon has been on rabies shots since the bite incident and despite occasional barking and weeing on lampposts, we are expecting him to make a full recovery

 ‘Pickled Inn at Evercreech’ is an anagram of Let the Good Times Roll, well it isn’t, but it should be. Our 3rd visit to this fine venue and we’d to like to think our best yet. 

Perpetual motion has baffled scientist for years, but we collectively cracked it on Saturday. We played, they danced, so we played more, they danced more, so we played more and more , they danced more and more  etc. etc. etc. and created perpetual motion. It was a beautiful thing. 

That’s probably a load of bollocks , but when your packing down at the end of the night singing along to Showaddywaddy something must have gone right.

Chicago = Blues 

Detroit = Mowtown 

Nashville = Country 

Semmington = the beating heart of rock n roll. 

It was our first visit to the unknown heart of rock’n roll,  Semmington,  last night. Ignoring the fact the Somerset Arms is actually in Wiltshire (no idea!) the place rocks. And if it rocks we will try our best to rock it. We rocked it this way, we rocked it that way, popped in a Happy Birthday for Sam, then went back to rockin’ some more, but at midnight the Landlord said we could rock no more. 

But every cloud has a silver lining. 

We will be back, and that’s….By Order of the Peaky Blinders.

COMPETITION TIME

Do you know how to play Dancing with Myself, or indeed, quite a few songs from our first set?

If you do, let us know, because we didnt!

Saying that, its amazing what the half time oranges do for the band.

We dusted down "Im on Fire" for the second set and that pretty much summed it up.

Roaring through our rockabilly hit list it was a blast and we did note a better quality of dance to what we are used to. Must be the fact that Strictly has restarted.

Saying that, it was a mega SOB sing-along to bow out to and The Choir isn't on. Strange.

Great crowd, great boozer, great band......POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

The very fine people at Sauve deliver shots while you rock'n'roll. You then add a few other drinks along the way and then top up Simon's secret recipe Dark&Stormy cocktails, its then probably not too surprising that the Peaky Blinder juke box fires off all sorts of madness. 

Somewhere in all the madness we met the original King of the Swingers (and possibly Simon's long lost twin).

It was a crazy one.We'll be back.

By Order of the Peaky Blinders.

We always enjoy playing at the White Horse Festival, but as the first full band of the festival we struggled with stage sound issues. Whilst we felt we didn't sound great, at least we did look great!!

(Photos by http://www.richardclarkephotos.co.uk/ ...who is the man if you need live photos, or any photography come to that)

Then we drove to the end of the car park and played at Liam and Charlotte's wedding. We enjoyed ourselves, but more importantly, we hope Liam and Charlotte did. They looked after us and we hope we looked after them with a generous dose of Folsom Prison Blues and the usual rock n roll madness from the Peaky Blinders groove cannon. 

BIRTHDAY CAKE 

To make a great birthday cake you first need to break a few eggs. Simon sacrificed his bass for this step. 

You then mix it all up with some drums and guitar then bang it in the oven. FIRST SET done. 

Whilst in the oven, everyone gets a load of booze on board and then turns up the heat/volume. 

Pull it out the oven, put on some glitter and big candles on the fella, set fire to the thing and watch the sparks fly. SET TWO UNDERWAY. 

Get some more booze on board, sing and dance, then sing and dance some more around the cake whilst it burns bright. 

However unfortunately all parties come to an end, but everyone has had the best of times and enjoyed a fantastic Peaky Blinder Birthday Cake. HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE & SI. 

It was a great night and thanks to all who came and over-indulged from their party bags.